There once was a little girl

Who had a crush on a bad, bad boy

But when that bad boy got out of prison

That girl's ass was in big, big trouble

Daai bra Anies hy's n fokken gam bra

Haai! Daai anies hy lam innie mang ja

ken sy my nommer?

Xha!

Boy what's your number?

Twee ses? Twee sewe? Of is jy n ag bra?

 Throw dem devilish gang signs in da air

Start giving it up for little evil me

My fingers are green cos I'm a mean dope fieend

I'm wicked like mad D.O.G.

Fresh like a little dark G.O.D.

Yo-Landi Vi$er got da hypest flow

Start talking in tongues whenever I get stoned

Mudaf**kin minds get blown

Every time I rap into da microphone

My Zef accent is very foreign

When I speak overseas they go,

"I beg your pardon?"

You can't get me like Eric Cartman

Naughty little kitty go meow

Yes daddy, I'm a big girl now

Jas little devil make your dick got WOW

Chea boy!

Yo-Landi Vi$er is hot stuff

Daai bra Anies hy's n fokken gam bra

Haai! Daai anies hy lam innie mang ja

ken sy my nommer?

Xha!

Boy what's your number? Twee ses? Twee sewe?

Of is jy n ag bra?

Daai bra Anies hy droom innie mang ja

Van my punani,

ja jys lekker jas bra

Vinger in jou hol in, Nxa! Haal uit die gangja

Ja pakkie zol in! Klap it soos n rasta

I rhyme tight! Tight! Tight! Tight!

Spark mosh-pot s**t coz I rhyme so hype

Put me in front of someone I don't like

I go punch! Kick! Bite! Fight!

I'm cray-cray like O.D.B.

Y-Landi down with O.P.P.

I smell lovely coz I don't eat meat

Too much bubbly then I go pee-pee

Look out, here come little evil me

I got a itchy little need for speed

Rap on the beat like a hi-speed chase songI

gooi rooi! No mudafu**in brakes on

All these pop songs sound like the same songI

burn them! Ja mudafu**in flame on!

Bow down to her mudafu**in majesty

No rapper out there as bad as me!

Ny jou koekie!

Sny-sny jou snoekie cookie!

Cut it, cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty!

Cut it, cut it, hey kitty kitty kitty!

Daai bra Anies hy's n fokken gam bra

]Haai! Daai anies hy lam innie mang ja

ken sy my nommer?

Xha!

Boy what's your number?

Twee ses? Twee sewe?

Of is jy n ag bra?

Daai bra Anies hy's a fokken gangsta

Daai bra Anie hy's varas uitie mang ja

Wys hom punani, waars jou cookie thumper?

Gee hom punani, maar hy soeki bum bra!

Daai bra Anies hy's a fokken rou bra

]Ek blom met Anies lekker oppie sofa

He love Yo-Landi coz I'm blonde all over

Maar yoh! Daai Anies hy hou van my boude!